Whenever a celebrity is injured, their publicist releases a boring statement. However, the spokesperson for Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark wrote the best one I have ever seen.
Andy [McCluskey] celebrated Christmas by falling on the stairs. Such an old man thing to do! 😱🤦🏻♂️ Fractured rib! Lots of painkillers and possibly a little less windmilling at Butlins. Hoping that all had a safer Christmas than Andy!
Now that I am done laughing, I hope the 63-year-old is better soon. I also hope that he is not laughing because that will hurt him a lot.
