Today is Dolly Parton’s husband’s 79th birthday. So, the singer got Carl Dean a present that proves he is a very lucky man.
Back in 1978, Miss Dolly posed on the cover of Playboy Magazine. Her husband loved the photo so much that she decided to give him an updated version of it. Therefore, she put on a Playboy Bunny outfit, posed for a photo, and gave him a framed side-by-side of the pictures.
While that is all nice and stuff, he would rather see it in person. So, she wore the costume and gave him his first gift of the day. We might not be able to see his face in the photo she shared, but we know he liked it.
Their marriage has outlasted Playboy, and there is a reason why. Dean still finds his wife sexy after being together for 57 years. Why shouldn’t he? She looks even sexier now at 75 than she did in ’78.
Who needs Viagra when their soulmate is Dolly Parton. Men that are half his age would sing to her I Will Always Love You to her in bed when she is looking like that. Heck, they would sing it to her no matter what she was wearing. This outfit just makes them sing here I cum again instead of Here You Come Again.
Just when you think Parton can’t get any better, she does. We are lucky that we live during the same time as she is living. She is a national treasure, and I hope Dean enjoyed his diamond for his special day. Who am I kidding? He did. How could he not? He is the luckiest man in the world today, and Jeff Bezos went up to space this morning. Then again, I am sure Dean also had an out-of-this-world experience today. If you know what I mean?
