There was no real buzz during tonight’s Vice President debate. That was until the fly on the wall, aka plexiglass, got a whiff of some 🐂💩, and decided to get a closer look. Therefore, it did what flies do and flew on the pile of 💩 it smelled, aka Mike Pence’s head. After that, it all sounded like a teacher in the Peanuts’ cartoons. That’s because we were all like, “look at the fly, look at the fly.”
I don’t know why people are saying Kamala Harris won the debate. She didn’t. The fly did. Especially because the black insect stood out even more in Pence’s white hair, causing us to be more distracted.
I hope the fly didn’t get COVID-19 like everyone else who has come in contact with someone from the White House.
