While most people get their driver’s license in their teens, Lady Gaga just got hers yesterday at the age of 30. Because of that her reaction shows that she was on the edge of glory! When the instructor told her she passed the road test, she got out of the car and kissed the ground.
Which was completely different than my first test and the a$$hole failed me. Let’s just say the cops were called, but I still say I was in the right. The d!ck wanted to parallel park a little Toyota Corolla behind a massive Lincoln Continental. Tell me that is fair? It isn’t. And since Saturday Night Live filmed a bit with the car that could pass for a boat in my hometown, the police sided with me! Needless to say I passed the next time and that guy was no where in sight!
Back to Gaga! Enjoy driving. Just let us know when you will be doing it in LA, so we can be off the roads!
Fergie is back with new music and a music video to go with it. After watching the video for MILF $, it would’ve been better if she spent more time in the studio. Seriously, it’s good thing that she exploits women, including herself, in it, because then people won’t notice how painfully bad that song is.
I like her, but this was A-W-F-U-L. C’mon Fergie, you are better than this. And you are so much better than using Chrissy Teigen and Kim Kardashian in your video.
Go back to the London Bridge and find yourself because this big girl can cry if you keep releasing tunes like this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SsYpIH6IoUA
When Jon Cryer was a teenager, he went to the Bronx High School of Science. Therefore, you can assume that he loves Space, and you would be right. The 51 year old is going to live his boyhood dream tonight at 11p on Travel Channel’s Celebrity Travel Club.
He will travel the Country and the World to visit different Space Centers and talk to several Astronauts. His first stop is NASA headquarters in DC where he will talk to the Head Astronaut.
From there his will travel to Houston where he will stay in the Houston We Have a Problem Room at a hotel. It is so out of this world awesome, I want to book a stay there. Once he gets a good night’s sleep, it is time for him to visit the Johnson Space Center. He will get a tour of the facility including an actual size model of the International Space Station, put on a real Spacesuit, sit in a capsule that transports Astronauts to the ISS and get a work out like they do up there. The coolest part is watching the grueling task of him putting on the Spacesuit which includes him putting on his own diaper.
Now it is time for his next stop, he travels to Star City, Russia to visit the Yuri Gagarin Cosmonaut Training Center. There he will go through Cosmonaut training. Before you can enter the centrifuge, you need to get a physical exam. Once he enters the centrifuge, you will see why. I got dizzy just watching him. The way he describes it, makes it seem worse than what we saw. After going around and around, you wouldn’t think he would want to eat; but when he gets to experince how they eat on the ISS, he makes room. You might not want to eat after they describe how much they recycle what you eat and drink in Space. After you eat, we all want to feel lighter. Now, it is time for him to get to experience weightlessness in a Spacesuit.
After that, there is nothing left but for him to soak up all he has been through. It is an Adventure that all of us wish we can experience. But since we can’t, it is really cool to see it experiences through his eyes. Not only is interesting to watch, it is educational. A lot goes into the training of being an Astronaut and it is so cool to see just a little sample of it on this exciting show.
In the coming weeks, Terry Crews travels to Detroit for the rebirth of Motor City and Eric Stonestreet looks into World War II espionage. I can’t wait to go on that Adventure with them starting tonight at 11p with Cryer’s.
Last week David Duchovny challenged his ex-wife Tea Leoni to get her face licked by her dog for a good cause and she finally accepted. For each lick she got from Black, she would donate a $1 to Target Zero, a nonprofit teaching shelters how to become no kill ones.
Thus, she got the peanut butter, gave herself a facial and let Black go crazy. At first the pooch was reluctant, but then she couldn’t stop licking her mom’s face. Then it was Madame Secretary was reluctant to get kissed over and over again.
Was it worth it? I say, hell yes, she raised $159. That is a lot of licks to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop! I mean a lot of money raised for charity. I think if she could divorce Duchovny again, she would for asking her to do this challenge.
To give you hint how well she did in this challenge, you can see how many licks Mulder’s TV baby mama, Gillian Anderson, got from her doggy Nelson, if you click here!
