Before Max Greenfield was violated on American Horror Story: Hotel, his friend wanted him to get some sexual satisfaction in Cross Bronx. He looks the same now as he did when he was 23 in that 2004 movie.
Victoria’s Secret has a new brand of underwear that has a mesh opening in the back, and they came up with an ad for it on their Facebook page. The only problem is the Truly, Madly, Cheeky photo is missing a cheek. Whoops.
You think they would have noticed that they photoshopped out half her butt for an ad that’s titled Truly, Madly, Cheeky. If you think about it, it wasn’t true nor cheeky, but it does drive you madly that made such big a$$es of themselves. Dumb a$$es.
Todrick Hall is on a megamix frenzy and the latest artist he is paying tribute to is Lady Gaga. In honor of her debut on American Horror Story: Hotel tonight, he dressed up as 4 different people who are in hotels. Then he combined her chart toppers into one melody that will not only make you want to Marry the Night, but him too. So sit back and Just Dance to 4 Gaga. It will make you feel like you are on The Edge of Glory!
Akilah Wooten was in labor waiting for her baby to come out at Atlanta Medical Genreal, so what did she do to waste some time between contractions? Of course she did the Whip/Nae Nae to pass the time and try to get the baby down. Although it looked like she could’ve come up with a new way to deliver the baby. One more bop and the baby might’ve come out before she Nae Naed.
BTW I am sure she was anything but Silento when she gave birth to her 9 pound, 6 1/2 ounce daughter Erin. That is one big baby!
What happens to babies that born shortly after the mom dances to Watch Me? They become Pee Wee Football players, who don’t know whether to play the game or do the dance!
I do declare that both videos score winning touchdowns.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NChtI2_c2M American Horror Story begins its newest chapter tonight at 10p on FX and it might be the most addictive one yet. The story this season belongs to the Hotel Cortez and it is all about sex, drugs and Rock’n’Roll with a lot of eye candy!
Iris (Kathy Bates) is the first person you meet because runs the front desk where the guests check in and they don’t check out. The hotel belongs to The Countess (Lady Gaga) and her presence is felt everywhere. Her lover is Donovan (Matt Bomer) and he loves being under her. He has ties not only to The Countess, but also to Iris and Hypodermic Sally (Sarah Paulson). Sally is a forever guest and she loves to visit the guests who are just saying for a night or two.
Those are the residents and John Lowe (Wes Bentley) is the detective who is investigating the murders that seem to happen at the Hotel Cortez more often than not. Because you can’t have an American Horror Story with murder.
The episode doesn’t start out with a murder, but there will be plenty throughout it. That is how we are introduced to The Countess and Donovan. The two of them meet a couple bring that back to their room, have their way with them and then they kill their prey. That is not the strangest death scene we will witness tonight, but it is the most erotic. What is hotter than a four way with a naked Bomer and nearly naked Lady Gaga on top?
AHS: Hotel is filled with lots of sex, lots of bloods, lots of OMG! and lots of Ryan Murphy madness, what else do you need to end your hump day? Nothing, so grab a bottle of wine and enjoy this delicacy that only American Horror Story can serve up.
