WE thought we’d start promoting Tom Cruise’s next flick MI:4 – that’s Missing Infant… because it’s been 100 days since Suri Cruise was born on April 18 in California, and no one has seen or heard of the seven pound – and-seven-ounce baby since.
Not even Tom or Katie Holmes’s close friends have been allowed near her. So here are our five reasons why we think Suri hasn’t been seen:
Tom got over-excited (like on Oprah’s show) and jumped on her.
Brangelina secretly adopted Suri to add to their United Nations brood.
The happy couple haven’t managed to secure a million-dollar deal for the exclusive pictures yet.
Suri is allergic to sunlight so can’t leave the house – ever!
Suri doesn’t exist…
3am Girls
