We will get to see the full effect of Jimmy Kimmel's transformation on tomorrow's 90-minutes (11:35p) 1000th episode. Who knew that f*cking Ben Affleck would change Jimmy Kimmel so much, and looking at those pictures I wished Sarah Silverman didn't f*ck Matt Damon because then he wouldn't have f*cked Ben Affleck causing him to morph into Richard Simmons. G-d help us one Richard Simmons is enough!
So watch Jimmy Kimmel as Richard Simmons' number one fan tomorrow at 11:35p on ABC, I know I can't wait because I am sure it is going to be as funny as all heck and then some!!! Why wait for it to be a viral hit before you see it, watch it live!
UPDATE: One more picture to tempt you even more to watch the 1000th episode of Jimmy Kimmel Live! tomorrow night at 11:35p on ABC.
Sorry Jimmy, Ben Affleck lied your breasts are hairier than Sarah Silverman’s.
UPDATE 2: Here Ryan Phillippe’s sex tape that debuted yesterday on Jimmy Kimmel Live! I just love how straight-faced Veatrice is trough it all. I always thought sex with Ryan would be a laughing matter!
True story: When I was a little girl (like between the ages of 3 and 6, maybe 7) Richard Simmons was fully one of my heroes. I used to put on a bathing suit and do aerobics with Richard Simmons whenever I got the chance. How I’m able to function in society is beyond my capacity to understand.
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