Seriously? OMG! WTF?

Dolly Parton has named her boobs Shock and Awe appropriately so, according to Page Six.

"They do seem like public property in a way. They served me well — I don't know if I'm supporting them or they're supporting me," the country legend, 62, tells next month's Ladies' Home Journal.

"I've always had nice ones but of course I've had 'em jacked up a bit. And they're part of the persona — it always takes a little pressure off me."

Dolly Parton is just so cute!