A few weeks ago there was a rumor that Lindsay Lohan refused to kiss
Charlie Sheen in Scary Movie 5 because who knows where his mouth has been. Well we all know it has been all over many many many many women’s bodies. So it would make sense with all of the action his lips have seen that he would get something as big as the thing that is covering his face now. What would you call that STD? It’s like a huge Crab just Clapped on to his face. I got it we can call it The Crap!
Now to be fair, he does not have a new type of STD. As he explained on Twitter, it was just a little something he got for Christmas! Something many of us would enjoy getting for ourselves and scaring everyone we know with it.
