Now that Steven Tyler
has quit American Idol, I guess he had to find a second job. But this time he is not moonlighting in the music industry, he has taken a job working security at an airport. I am not sure how much safer the skies will be, but with him working as a TSA Agent I expect strip searches and mandatory frisks of women to sky rocket around him. If you think about it, it is the perfect job for him. I bet it would be the happiest he has been since he could have any woman he wanted back in the day.
Just imagine any time a woman walks by, he will be more than willing to say that she needs to be frisked by him because she might be a risk. He will say she made his alarm go off, translation he got an erection!