Seriously? OMG! WTF?

(very NSFW)
via ONTD
I always wondered what could top one of the worst movies ever made, Showgirls and that movie looks to be a sequel to the 8 time Razzie winner. If that trailer for Showgirls The Return is any hint to how horrible the film is, it might be the worst movie ever made. I don’t know what was the worst part about that 4 minute trailer, the crappy music playing in a loop, the visuals, the way it was edited or the trailer itself as a whole. I think all of the above.
If the trailer wasn’t bad enough news for you according to Movieline, Marc Volander actually got financing and made that movie for $25 million. Yes, $25 million. Who the f*ck would finance that piece of sh!t?
Oh if you are trying to figure out what was the plot for that movie, here it is “It’s about stripper who died from a dose of contaminated cocaine. Her brother comes to Frankfurt to find the responsible and revenge.” That sounds like the original, no?
Who plans on seeing that movie? As much as I say I won’t, one day I will be sitting at home flipping the channels and I will see that Showgirls 2 is on and I will wind up watching it. Heck afterall, I said I wouldn’t watch Basic Instinct 2 and I wound up watching that one day when they was nothing else on TV.

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