I can't believe there was a time in my life that Val Kilmer was on my To-Do List looking at that picture. While he cleaned himself up nicely from the neck down, I am wondering was it just too much effort to run a brush through his hair? Seriously that might've helped!
give him a break! his testicals were tragiccally mutilated in a “hammer accident” reducing his “spunk-load” and driving him to the bottle. He has since had fakies sewn in place in a very crude manner, but the feeling is simply not the same. Apparently they are long and weighty enogh that he can “pack” them in his rectum which he has been known to do once in a while. Apart from that his phallus was “bruised” during a game of “donkey kong” and renders it lifeless and flacid. That too was not easy–and to think he once packed “HEAT.”
Scary beyond words - watch “The Saint” to regain hot memories of Val. It is beyond my comprehension how a man can evolve from “IceMan” to “LardMan”. Very sad indeed.
Val seriously needs to lose 50 lbs., get his hair and face done and then he’ll be a hottie again. He’s still cute, but he needs to start caring about himself again.
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