via Mashable
How many times has a couple gotten divorced and the judge order one of the spouses to give the other one half? Well, a man in Germany took the judge literally, got out the power saw and gave his wife half of the car, half of the TV and the one that broke my heart, half of a teddy bear.
He sent her her half, and put his half on eBay. So if you want any of his half, then bid on it while you still have a chance.
Don’t try this is America, as tempted as you are, because I doubt any judge will find it as funny as you and I do.