We have all been to an amusement park, and there is always someone who sucks up all the enjoyment. Normally that person is a whiny kid who screams at the top of their lungs and doesn’t shut up.
However, sometimes that person is an adult. In this case, it is Tony Martinez.
The actor and his wife went to Dorney Park in Allentown, Pennsylvania. The two of them went on the scariest rides there. Although, you would never know it, looking at Martinez’s face. He rode every one of them with absolutely no expression. None, whatsoever. It didn’t matter how terrifying they were, how fast they were going; nothing changed his expression. He just sat there and took it.
I don’t know how he was able to remain deadpanned like that. Because no matter how many scary rides I go on, I still scream or something. He must be fun to play poker with it. Or even better, imagine him at a comedy club with comedians who are actually funny. I am sure at least one comedian’s head would suddenly explode trying to make him laugh.
In case you are wondering if he can show emotions, check out his Instagram.
