I can honestly say after watching the trailer for
The Lifeguard, I can’t remember the last time I saw something that looks as awful as that films appears to be. I mean who the f*ck will want to see that movie after watching the trailer? A 29 year old girl moves home, becomes a lifeguard and has sex with a teenage boy, yeah that has must see written all over it. But I am sure people will suffer through it, just to see Kristen Bell in a bathing. Then after they wasted about two hours of their life on that, they will hate forever for making them sit through that crap.
If you really hate yourself that much, you can watch it July 30th on OnDemand or see it in theaters on August 30th.
