On March 24th, CHiPs is going from the small screen to the big screen and it should not be happening. It looks so bad that the California Highway Patrol should seize all the trucks that are carrying all the copies of the film and blow them up. All you need to do is fill the trucks with gas, have Erik Estrada stand next to them during the sunniest part of the day and tell him to smile. That will make them go up in flames before you can say CHiPs. When it comes to making the original Poncherello smile bigly enough to do that, all you have to do is tell him what is inside the trucks. The destruction of the evidence will not only make him smile from ear to ear, it will make us to do the same.
Seriously, doesn’t that movie look like Razzie’s Worst Movie of the year? All the other movies can drop out of the race because none of them have a chance against this POS.