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August 13th, 2024 under The Bachelor

(Disney/Ricky Middlesworth)

ABC revealed who are the 24 men who will be vying for The Golden Bachelorette’s heart, and I am calling foul.

For Gerry Turner’s season, most of the women were beautiful and youthful. However, I can’t find one fuckable looking man for Joan Vassos to choose from.

I am not saying Turner was sexy because he wasn’t. But why do the women have to be knockouts, and the men just have to be single?

They say men age better than women, but this show makes it seem like the opposite. Baby Boomers are turning things around in that department.

On that note. I am upset with the casting department for not finding one sexy guy. They exist because look at Brad Pitt, Denzel Washington, David Duchovny, and Hugh Grant, to name a few.

Do you think any of them are doable?

And I am not saying they are not good men, but fair is fair. I need eye candy to tune in, and there isn’t any.

Here is a very short synopsis of the 24 Rose Seekers:

William “Bill,” 68, a retired videographer from Portland, Ore.
Robert “Bob,” 66, a chiropractor from Marina Del Ray, Calif.
Charles K., 62, a portfolio manager from Rancho Palos Verdes, Calif.
Charles L., 66, a retired financial analyst from Philadelphia, Pa.
Charles “Chock,” 60, an insurance executive from Wichita, Kan.
Christopher, 64, a contractor from West Babylon, N.Y.
Daniel “Dan,” 64, a private investor from Naples, Fla.
David, 68, a rancher from Austin, Texas
Gary, 65, a retired finance executive from Palm Desert, Calif.
Gil, 60, an educator from Mission Viejo, Calif.
Gregg, 64, a retired university VP from Longboat Key, Fla.
Guy, 66, an ER doctor from Reno, Nev.
John “Jack,” 68, a caterer from Chicago, Ill.
Jonathan, 61, a shipping consultant from Oakland, Iowa
Jordan, 61, a sales manager from Chicago, Ill.
Keith, 62, a girl dad from San Jose, Calif.
Kenneth “Ken,” 60, a property management treasurer from Peabody, Mass.
Kim, 69, a retired navy captain from Seattle, Wash.
Mark, 57, an army veteran from Leesville, La.
Michael, 65, a retired banking CEO from Denver, N.C.
Pablo, 63, a retired UN agency director from Cambridge, Md.
Pascal, 69, a salon owner from Chicago, Ill.
Ralph “RJ,” 66, a financial advisor from Irvine, Calif.
Thomas, 62, a fire department chief from New York, N.Y.

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