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Yesterday Bruce Willis was on The Late Show with David Letterman and before he went inside he greeted his fans and the paparazzi. As soon as I saw this picture all I could do was look at the bulge in his pants. I tried looking at his eyes but my eyes kept going down to his jeans. You would think after seeing him naked in a movie (I forgot the name of it because that was the only memorable thing about it) I wouldn’t be so focused on his crotch area, but what can I say I am.