We all know that Michael Phelps can swim like a fish, and now we know he can’t crowd surf to save his s$$. On Monday he was at Steve Aoki’s show in Vegas when the singer took out an inflatable raft to crowd surf on. The audience encouraged the Olympic Gold winner to join in him the boat, so he took them up on their offer. Only problem is almost as soon as he got in it, he was out of it on the floor. I guess he was just a little to big for them to handle. And the fall was too much for his bum to handle because according to TMZ he broke his a$$. And from now until the end of his life, he will be the butt of all crowd surfing jokes. I know I am already making fun of him and I am sure I am not alone.
Children this is why you need to wear floaties as protection anytime you ride in a boat, whether it is in water or on top of people’s hands. Right now Phelps will spend the next few months sitting on a life preserver and had he had one on in the first place, it might not hurt as much every time he sits down.
BTW the best part about these videos is not that they show you both angles of his fall, but that Aoki went on without giving a sh!t that his rafting body went overboard.
