Seriously? OMG! WTF?

 

Who has "thank you" tattooed on their peen? – Dlisted

Which Jersey Shorer is pregnant? – I Need My Fix

Who renounced their US citizenship today? – Rickey

Sean Penn and Scarlett Johansson getting married? – Celebitchy

Who's making their dancers listen to Michael Jackson 24/7? – AB

Blake Lively's carpet no longer matches the drapes – Hollywood PQ

You're not the only one who uses your smartphone there! – The Buzz

Even with British accents, Jersey Shore can't be made classy – ICYDK