Gene Simmons brags about the length of his tongue being 7″ long, but it is not listed in the 2015 Guinness Book of World Records. Nick Stoeberl’s nearly 4 incher is the record holder in the 60th anniversary edition of the book that is out now.
The California native boasts that not only can he touch his nose with it, he can also lick his elbow. When you are done trying to touch your elbow with your licker, come back to read the rest of my post. I know you tried because I did the same thing. It’s instinct.
Now back to record breaker, as a woman, I don’t know if I should be impressed or scared. I think it is a little bit of both and a whole lot of curiosity. Although after reading this Tweet from him “My tongue is so advanced I can taste fear. I kiss my girlfriend, and I taste fear.”, I am suddenly more scared of it than impressed, but even more curious! What about you ladies?