Warner Bros is facing the wrath of many mothers today because yesterday, they tricked several moms into seeing Final Destination Bloodlines. Well, the studio didn’t. However, they invited their kids to a special screening of the Horror movie and told them to tell the women who gave them life that they were going to see a Rom-Com.
Imagine their shock and horror when they saw a guy meet his other maker because of his septum ring. Actually, the mommas probably liked that because now they can get their little bastards to either take their nose rings out or never get one.
However, the rest of the movie might be a questionable way to spend their day, at least until they got home and were able to go all Gen X parent on their demon spawn. That is when they learned what “Be afraid. Be very afraid” is all about!
That is, unless their lovers’ sperm donation made it up to them—something they better have done. I know my dad and I had to do it whenever we dragged my mom to a Horror movie.
Final Destination Bloodlines starts slaying theaters this Friday. I am so freaking excited to see the newest chapter in the best Horror franchise of the 21st Century!
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