I don’t know about you, but I watched Elf over the holiday season. And I got to thinking, what would Buddy the Elf be up to today?
Now, we know. He would be drinking and smoking at an LA Kings game because inside the arena during a hockey game feels like the North Pole.
The drinking and smoking are because no one has the holiday spirit anymore. And even if everyone in America sang Santa Claus is Coming to Town like it was, Hands Across America, it couldn’t bring it back, which is why Santa Claus’ sleigh crashed and has not been seen since…or before.
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