Our exclusive Luxe Life scoop of Britney’s 12:50am collapse was posted by 2:30am and by 5am our story was being reported right around the world from London to New York to India and Australia. Ah, the power of our Luxe Life global readership! So, now I can reveal I was standing less than six feet away from Britney, chatting with her manager Larry Rudolph, when she "went down" 50-minutes into the New Year. I watched first hand as the panic and pandemonium swept her entourage. I was the closest person standing to both the woman who screamed, "make sure no photos, there can’t be any pictures," and her bodyguard who immediately summoned PURE’s security force to shield the pop star, wrap a blanket-scarf poncho over her head and guard her as she was propelled out of the club — moved under her armpits by two of her dancers carrying her. I knew there would be super-spin to deny the truth of what I’d seen or would write but, hey, that goes with the territory. What’s the most disturbing of all is that Britney is still partying and hasn’t stopped her late night escapades. And now — be it true or a sick joke — comes word that Britney is turning it all into a new TV reality contest with MTV Films! Craig’s List has just published a Vegas casting call for Zoomba Films, MTV and LCAA Productions looking for 8 males and 8 females over the age of 21 to compete for a position on Britney’s new team giving her guidance, perception and help with her comeback. On Craig’s List Britney is quoted as saying "The last couple of years have been quite a ride for me and my every move has been criticized. Now I want to show my fans and critics that I’m coming back this year bigger and better than ever." Thus, Britney will surround herself with a new team of advisors and each weeka new contestant will walk and work by her side around the clock for 5 straight days. The 16-week production will win up with one winner not only to keep Britney on the straight and narrow but also to polish her image and style and mastermind her comeback! Says Britney: "I’m thrilled about this new chapter in my life and even more excited to involve my fans in my comeback." I’m betting that when you send in your application summary as to how you can help Britney clean up her act you have to write more than just, "Keep your knickers on and stop the drinking!" In all of this the silence from Fed-Ex has been deafening so expect within the week for Kevin Federline to start dropping new bombshells. Meantime, Britney is off to Miami to resume work on her new album.
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Where is her family or just anyone to say Brit you are an idiot, stop while still have a tiny bit of a chance to comeback. I can’t even feel bad for her anymore because she is too much of a schmuck.
