Hey men, have you always wanted a penis implant but didn’t have the $15,000 to get it? Well, now is your chance. That is because internationally known Dr. Miami is giving away one for the price of $599. All you have to do is subscribe to his OnlyFans page, and he will pick one subscriber.
The contest starts today, and the lucky man will be announced on April 5th. I say lucky man, but shouldn’t I say, lucky woman, because she will be luckier than him when she gets lucky with him post-op?
So ladies, if you want your man to have a bigger eggplant, then enter him in Dr. Miami’s contest. I have a few exes that are perfect candidates.
Believe it or not, I went to the same high school as Dr. Michael Salzhauer. And believe it or not, he is not the strangest alum. That title and all the other awful titles will always belong to Jared Kushner.
