Billy Ray Cyrus recently got divorced from his second wife, and it is rumored that he is estranged from his daughter, Miley Cyrus.
Therefore, one could assume that this is causing him to have an achy, breaky heart. And that achy breaky heart is causing him to look like shit.
What does he want to help him look like his old self? He says, “I want my mullet back. My old Camaro … and my 8 track.” Someone get him some scisssors, and the rest will come.
Oh, and kids, 8 tracks were like big cassettes that died with Disco.
