Before you think that David Letterman got crabs from one of those interns he has admitted being with, there is an explanation for the headline! Yesterday on The Late Show during a segment showing what toys you should buy your kids for the holidays, one of them found their way into his pants. Granted it was him putting the robotic hermit crab in his slacks, but it was still good enough for me to come up me that title!
I love how the woman tried to make a joke saying she didn’t see it cumming, whoops wrong spelling I meant coming, and of course he responded with “that’s the way it is with crabs.” How do you know Dave???
BTW that toy looks like one of the worst things out there. I can’t see any kid asking their parent for that, can you? I mean can you picture some little girl screaming to her dad at the toy store, “Daddy, I want crabs! I really really wants crabs?” How long do you think it would be before child services is called in on that one.
