Final Destination has some of the greatest deaths throughout Horror movie history. Have you ever wondered how death came about?
Craig Perry, who produced all the movies, detailed every death in the first five movies to Entertainment Weekly. And the intricacy of each one made me appreciate them even more. So much so that I plan on rewatching the films again and seeing each death in a new light.
And then, when I’m done, I can go see Final Destination Bloodlines again, because it was that enjoyable.
The best part was that they gave Tony Todd the sendoff he deserved. RIP.
I love the Final Destination movies; I always say it is the best Horror franchise of the new millennium. Therefore, I am so excited to see Final Destination Bloodlines in theaters this weekend.
However, I would be less than thrilled to see the driving billboard that Warner Bros has going around Los Angeles. That is because it is a pickup truck carrying logs. And there are generations of people who are still haunted because of that mass death scene from Final Destination 2.
So, to Warner Bros., I say not cool because that is cruel.
BTW I would love to hear about all the different interactions that the driver must have had. Could you imagine? Some probably laughed, others most likely gave him the finger.
Warner Bros is facing the wrath of many mothers today because yesterday, they tricked several moms into seeing Final Destination Bloodlines. Well, the studio didn’t. However, they invited their kids to a special screening of the Horror movie and told them to tell the women who gave them life that they were going to see a Rom-Com.
Imagine their shock and horror when they saw a guy meet his other maker because of his septum ring. Actually, the mommas probably liked that because now they can get their little bastards to either take their nose rings out or never get one.
However, the rest of the movie might be a questionable way to spend their day, at least until they got home and were able to go all Gen X parent on their demon spawn. That is when they learned what “Be afraid. Be very afraid” is all about!
That is, unless their lovers’ sperm donation made it up to them—something they better have done. I know my dad and I had to do it whenever we dragged my mom to a Horror movie.
Final Destination Bloodlines starts slaying theaters this Friday. I am so freaking excited to see the newest chapter in the best Horror franchise of the 21st Century!
New Line Cinema has been keeping the plot of Final Destination: Bloodlines a secret. However, today they revealed why Death is coming for his victims in the sixth installment of the franchise.
The newest chapter in the series is the origin story, which tells the tale of the first calamity of those who should have died but didn’t. That disaster might have happened two generations ago, but Death is not done claiming his victims, including the ones that were not even born at the time the party came crashing down.
In present day, plagued by a violent recurring nightmare, college student Stefanie heads home to track down the one person who might be able to break the cycle and save her family from the grisly demise that inevitably awaits them all.
As Stefanie’s family reunion invite list gets smaller and smaller, how many of her relatives will she be able to help cheat death…again? We will find out on May 16th.
For fans like me, bring the tissues because it is Tony Todd’s final ride as William Bludworth.
In it, we see a man sentenced to death when a heavy chain from the ceiling of the tattoo parlor he is working at detaches and then attaches to his septum ring. As soon as it does, the chain gets caught up in the ceiling fan, and it keeps getting shorter and shorter. Since the guy can’t seem to take out his nose ring, he keeps trying to get higher until he can. But alas, it did not work, and Death claims another victim.
Just like when Final Destination 2 came out in 2003 and scar(r)ed and taught us forever to never drive behind a log truck full of logs, FDB, before it even comes out, is scaring people to take out their septum piercings.
Do not believe me? Watch this compilation of people doing just that after watching the teaser. That is the best and cheapest (free) marketing Warner Bros could have asked for.
I love it! Not only because I love the Final Destination franchise. I love it because I hate septum rings. They are so ugly to me. Seriously, does anyone think they look good? Besides to people who have them?
FD6 comes out on May 16th, and septum rings will keep coming out every time someone who wears one sees this teaser and/or the Horror movie.
