Seriously? OMG! WTF?

Lingerie designer Agent Provocateur has persuaded Kate Moss to make her movie debut – in a series of erotic short films.In the four four-minute movies, which will be released over a period of weeks on the firm’s website, Miss Moss can be seen in various states of undress acting out a dream sequence.The film marks the first time Miss Moss has taken a speaking part on film – though she did recently speak on a television advert for Virgin mobile.In the accompanying voice-over for the first film Miss Moss’s dulcet Croydon tones can be heard saying: "That was such a strange dream. I was in this big, empty house. I was lying on the floor and there was a chalk mark around my body – like in a crime scene. I got up, but it was like I floated up. My body was weightless. "I could hear the sound of the sea, big waves crashing, and I could also hear some music somewhere, like someone was having a party."The music was coming from one of the rooms. One of the doors opened and a woman came out. ‘You’re Miss X, right?’"And so the monologue goes on.In the third movie, Miss Moss actually strips bare. The films, made over two nights in a mansion in London’s Portland Place, are directed by movie veteran Mike Figgis, maker of Leaving Las Vegas."She was insecure about her voice. But she’s got a nice voice," said Figgis.The company’s website crashed yesterday after thousands logged on to see the first of the four films.

Daily Mail 

For those of you want to see the video you can do so here. I wonder if Pete can watch them in rehab?

A magistrate on Monday deferred sentencing rock singer Pete Doherty on a string of drug offences, although the Babyshambles frontman could still be jailed for up to six months.Doherty, 27, who some tabloid newspapers continue to link romantically with model Kate Moss, was told at Thames Magistrates Court in east London to appear again on December 4, according to media reports.The singer had pleaded guilty on August 18 to four charges of possessing class A drugs including heroin and cocaine and one charge of possessing cannabis.He had been arrested in April, just hours after receiving a community order for previous drug offences.Doherty had been released on bail on condition he check into a health clinic and observe a night-time curfew.Monday’s sentencing was deferred to give him more time in the clinic.

Reuters 

How does he keep avoiding jail time?

KATE MOSS has finally admitted she WILL tie the knot with junkie rocker PETE DOHERTY.The supermodel sensationally confessed: "Yes, we’re getting married."And Kate told pals at a gig in north London this week: "I love him so much. He’s the sexiest man on the planet."Just weeks ago I revealed the pair  were an item again. Her camp have hotly denied the marriage rumours and potty Pete is back in rehab.But I can reveal the wedding IS imminent.Kate spilled the beans while watching an acoustic performance by the SEX PISTOLS’ GLEN MATLOCK at the Boogaloo in Highgate. She told pals: "I want to be with him. It’s just a case of when. There are certain circumstances which we have to get over and then we’ll be together."My man on the inside said: "She was very open about Pete. I think we were all stunned. But she’s obviously in love and doesn’t care who knows. Her friends are being supportive."

News of the World

Maybe they can get married when he is in court this week since they will alreay have a Judge there?

CHEAPSKATE Pete Doherty is being kicked out of the flat he has trashed owing more than £10,000 in rent, we can reveal.The walls of the £350,000 pad are covered in blood and graffiti and used syringes and broken glass carpet the floor.Friends believe skinflint Pete may end up moving in with supermodel girlfriend Kate Moss – especially as we can’t imagine anyone in their right mind wanting to put him up. The Babyshambles singer hasn’t paid a penny for his lodgings since January. A court has ordered to leave by next Tuesday.His landlord has branded the junkie 27-year-old, who is in rehab, the "worst tenant in his company’s entire history".Property tycoon Andreas Panayiotou blasted: "As well as not paying his rent, there’s both graffiti and blood on the wall, and goodness knows what else. We have never known anyone like him."Doherty moved into the flat in Hackney, East London, last Christmas. And he quickly made a nuisance of himself to his neighbours by hosting noisy impromptu gigs in the middle of the night.One resident in his apartment block fumed to us: "The front door was nearly always boarded-up and covered in graffiti. Then there were the groupies hanging around on the doorstep and his junkie pals banging on his door at all hours and the endless, headbanging racket. We are glad he’s going." Doherty’s flat was the setting for notorious snaps earlier this year where he appeared to be injecting an apparently unconscious female fan with drugs. He later said he was taking blood from Laura McEvoy, 21 for his "artwork" which he exhibited.Another neighbour added: "That was really the last straw when we found out this happened literally next door. From that point on, we were just desperate for him to leave."A letting agent wailed to 3am: "We dread to think how much it will cost for us to clear all this up. But you can rest assured we will be sure to pass the full cost on to Pete.He is currently in the Priory in Southgate, North London being treated for heroin and crack addiction.He is under a 10pm to 8am curfew until Monday – the day before his evicition – when he is due in court for sentencing on five counts of possessing drugs. Judge Alison Rose warned him he could face a jail sentence. One answer to Pete’s housing problem.

3am

I hope he is finally cleaning up his act 

WE’VE caught potty Pete Doherty doing a secret deal for big money… but this time he can be proud of it.Pete’s new clean-living lifestyle seems to be paying off as the singer and his band Babyshambles signed a multi-album deal worth £1million at the weekend.We can exclusively reveal it is with major label Parlophone. The company, which has Kylie Minogue and Lily Allen on its books, snapped up Pete and bandmates Drew McConnell, Adam Ficek and Mick Whitnall after a bidding war.

3am

You know it is going to sell like crazy, but does he need more money for drugs? 

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