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#OliviaWilde on her post-baby mommy maker!
March 31st, 2015 under Lisa Edelstein/Hugh Laurie/House, Olivia Wilde. [ Comments: none ]


Olivia Wilde talked to Shape about her new body after having her baby, and she didn’t hold back. While a lot of female celebrities make it seem like it’s so easy to get back in to Shape, she was real about the after effects. She said, “Many people aren’t familiar with the post-birth experience-and why should they be?” Then she added, “But let me tell you now: For a couple of weeks after you pop that sucker out, you are the walking wounded. First of all, you haven’t seen your vagina in months, even though it’s all her fault you’re in this situation. Now that you can finally confirm that she is, in fact, still there, she isn’t the gal you remember, and would rather you back off and give her some space (and an ice diaper) for the time being, thank you very much.”
She didn’t only talk about the changes to her vajayjay, she also talked about the area above it. She explained, “That gorgeous bump you proudly paraded around town for some 40 weeks has only retreated slightly after the birth. Now it’s a lot like a partially deflated pool toy. After giving birth, I joined the ranks of millions of new mothers when I moaned, ‘Why do I still look pregnant? Is there another one stuck in there?'” She went on to say, “But luckily, that part doesn’t last long. Basically, for the first few months, your body has that covered, and you can just let it do the work while you focus on keeping the kid alive and occasionally washing your hair. Breast-feeding helps, in the most intense way. You feel your uterus contracting while the baby nurses. Your belly starts to go down. Your thighs become slightly less thunderous.”
Once you get through that part, it is time to reacquaint yourself with jeans after weeks of only wearing sweatpants. She talked about that too, “When you manage to button your jeans (thank you, stretchy denim), the button clasp gets swallowed up and lost in your gelatinous Stay Puft Marshmallow Man belly. This is when it becomes abundantly clear that it’s time to reintroduce yourself to your jilted abdominals, though their feelings are hurt and they are very resistant to rebuilding the relationship.”
She shared a lot more with Shape in their April issue, like would she have another kid. It is a candid read with a different approach about being a new mom. Because of that it is very refreshing.

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Lisa Edelstein watched her sex scene with her dad!
January 27th, 2015 under Bravo, Lisa Edelstein/Hugh Laurie/House. [ Comments: none ]

Lisa Edelstein invited her dad to watch Girlfriends’ Guide to Divorce with her tonight, only problem is that she forgot she had a sex scene in the episode. If you seen Bravo’s first scripted show, then you know those scenes are not that tame. What happened when that moment came up in the drama? She did what any daughter, no matter how old she is, would do; she covered his eyes and laughed in embarrassment. Even if she couldn’t get her hand there in time, he already protected himself from the image no father wants burned into their mind.
So the next time she wants to watch her show with her dad, she needs to have an editor make a DVD of it with the love scenes edited out. Poor Mr Edelstein.

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BTWF roles: Jesse Spencer in Time Trax
January 27th, 2015 under Before They Were Famous, Lisa Edelstein/Hugh Laurie/House. [ Comments: 1 ]


Before Jesse Spencer was an alien to America on House, he was an alien from outer space on Time Trax. How adorable was the 14 year old in that 1995 episode?

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Lisa Edelstein married her House!
May 26th, 2014 under Lisa Edelstein/Hugh Laurie/House. [ Comments: none ]


Lisa Edelstein is playing House with her brand new husband, Robert Russell. The longtime couple got married yesterday and they look like they are ready for a lifetime of happiness. This is her first marriage and let’s hope for the actress of Girlfriends’ Guide to Divorce, her only one!

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Oliva Wilde’s baby has left her building!
April 23rd, 2014 under Lisa Edelstein/Hugh Laurie/House, Olivia Wilde. [ Comments: none ]


Olivia Wilde and Jason Sudeikis finally welcomed their baby boy and Otis is as beautiful as his mother. Hopefully he will have his mother’s playfulness and his dad’s humor, with that and their looks he is going to be a heart breaker. Heck, he will be a heart break even without all of that, but I am sure he will get it all.

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