Seriously? OMG! WTF?

Dlisted (click on the photo if you really want to see what is bedind the black hole)

Seriously, how does this girl go out without underwear. Especially because of the incident she had last week getting off of that boat, you would think she would wearing granny undies not none at all. I know what you are all saying, it is just easy access for Harry Morton to get to her Pink Taco.

IT sounds like there’s trouble in paradise for lovebirds Lindsay Lohan and boyfriend Harry Morton.Professional partygoer Lindsay, who does the odd bit of acting in her spare time, had a furious bust up with Harry after he tired of her flirting with a DJ at a bash on Sunday night.The pair had been invited to swanky Cliveden House, in Berks, by owner Andrew Davis and spent most of the night in a tent sent up by hip London club Boujis.But while Harry, 25, mingled with revellers, wild US star Lindsay, 20, only had eyes for one person – DJ Sam Young who, guests say, she was "all over like a rash".Unsurprisingly, boyfriend of two months Harry – whose billionaire father Peter is the co-founder of the Hard Rock CafÂŽ – wasn’t impressed.He told the Herbie Fully Loaded star off for "not paying him enough attention" while she hit back, telling him that he had to stop "being so insecure".A stunned partygoer reveals: "When they arrived at the bash, they were chatting to everyone. But once in the Boujis tent, Lindsay made a beeline for Sam."She soon got carried away and she and Sam ended up DJing together. Then she began stroking his back and being really playful. At one stage, they even swapped numbers!" Meanwhile, Harry had a face like thunder."He kept trying to drag her away," says a fellow reveller. "In the end, Lindsay got so fed up with him that she went out to the balcony, had a blazing row and gave him a mouthful… then she went back to flirting with Sam."

3am 

I guess he no longer has a firm grip on her heart?

When her million dollar collection of jewellery was apparently stolen, Hollywood star Lindsay Lohan made a desperate appeal for the thief to hand it back.The party-loving actress was said to be devastated after her Hermes handbag went missing as she arrived at Heathrow Airport.The police were called in and a hunt launched for the culprit who had made off with the jewellery – thought to be worth £530,000To her delight, the bag and its contents were returned to her after being found by a chauffeur in a car park near Heathrow Airport and handed into police. But now officers believe there may be a far more innocent explanation for its disappearance.They think her aides may simply have forgotten to load it into the boot of the car as they prepared to drive the actress to London’s Dorchester Hotel.Police confirmed they had returned the bag to Miss Lohan and the Hollywood star checked its contents and told officers that nothing was missing.A Scotland Yard spokeswoman said that officers were now happy that, contrary to initial reports, the bag was never stolen.She added: "The incident is being classed ‘recovered lost property’. The victim has confirmed that no items are missing and we can find no evidence of theft."The 20-year-old actress claimed the orange Hermes designer handbag was stolen shortly after she arrived at Heathrow’s Terminal One on Thursday night.She made a desperate appeal for its safe return, saying it contained vital medication for asthma. But the man who recovered the handbag has told the Daily Mail how he came across it lying in a car park."I found the bag on the back of a trolley in a carpark near Terminal One on Thursday night," he said."I picked it up with the intention of handing it into police. I had no idea it was Lindsay Lohan’s until I saw the news headlines on Friday morning. I contacted the police straight away and said I would drop it off at Heathrow police station."Police said they are treating the chauffeur, who runs his own private hire car business, as a witness – not a suspect. No-one has been arrested.A Scotland Yard spokeswoman said. "A member of the public contacted us to say they had found it and brought it in. We have not yet established what, if anything, is missing."A police source said the bag contained "items", but it was unclear whether the valuable jewellery had been taken. Officers were expected to reunite Miss Lohan with the bag yesterday afternoon.

Daily Mail

If she wasn’t so spoiled and she carried her own bags with a $1 million worth of jewerly none of the above would’ve happened.  

TMZ has learned that Lindsay Lohan was robbed at Heathrow Airport in London this afternoon. Scotland Yard tells TMZ a "theft of a bag at Heathrow Airport was reported to police by a 20-year-old woman." They continue to say "it is alleged that as the woman exited the Terminal One building, she noticed that an orange Hermès handbag was missing from her suitcase trolley." The bag, according to police, contained "a quantity of jewelry." Lindsay’s rep, Leslie Sloane, confirms to TMZ the theft occurred and that Lindsay is extremely upset about the loss of personal belongings. "She is begging for the return of the items," Sloane says. "She doesn’t care how she gets them back, she just wants her stuff back." The Hermès Birkin bag that was stolen also contained Lindsay’s much needed asthma medication. TMZ cannot confirm the value of the jewelry that was taken, but a source close to the case indicates it may be worth over $1 million.Scotland Yard says they are investigating the matter but, as of yet, have no suspects.

TMZ 

A million dollars worth of jewerly?  I wonder if her engagement ring was in there? 

Celebitchy 

Click on the picture to see if she waxes, has a Brazilian or a Sphinx!

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