Days after Lindsay Lohan missed her court date because she claims that her passport was stolen in Cannes and she couldn’t get out of the country to make it, she showed up to court today 10 minutes late. The judge did not sentence her to jail, but instead ordered her to wear a SCRAM alcohol-monitoring bracelet and submit to random drug testing. Here is what Us Weekly said went down in the courtroom today.
“I’d like to make the court aware of a couple of things and an alternate suggestion. Miss Lohan has a number of upcoming photo shoots and well as [she’ll be] continuing to film a movie in Texas,” Holley said. “The SCRAM device would interfere with all of that. Miss Lohan is not, however, getting out of being monitored. For that reason, our alternative suggestion is that she be randomly tested for drugs and alcohol.”
Replied Judge Revel, “She needs to submit to random drug testing here, not in Texas. [I want] no excuse for her to say it’s random [when it’s not]… I’m afraid she’s going to have to delay [filming] for now.”
Holley argued that Lohan shouldn’t have to wear the SCRAM bracelet in Los Angeles, and could instead undergo local alcohol and drug testing to “obviate the need for a bulky bracelet that would interfere with her work,” which the judge turned down.
Said Judge Revel: “Will Lohan accept the conditions of her bail?” Lohan could have faced 180 days in prison if she violated the terms of her probation after she was convicted of her second DUI in 2007.
Holley whispered to Lohan for about a minute, and then turned to the judge and said, “We’ll accept the court’s conditions.”
Judge Revel then set a formal hearing for July 6 at 8:30 a.m. to determine if Lohan had violated her probation. “Just to remind you, you’re not allowed to drink any alcohol or beverage, you need your SCRAM bracelet on within 24 hours, and you’ll submit to random drug testing.”
Revel said that Lohan is responsible for contacting the drug-testing agency. “Failure to show up for random drug testing is the same as having a dirty test to the court. The court wishes to be notified immediately if there’s a a missed test or a positive test.”
Let’s see if she can remain clean for a month and a half until her next court date?
BTW I love that she was trying to get out of wearing the SCRAM because her lawyer said it would show during her photoshoots. How many pictures show her ankles? And I am sure they can photoshop it out if need be, they have done wonders with other things.
Lindsay Lohan did a photoshoot with Tyler Shields and everyone is trying to figure out what she is trying to say with the above picture that she posted on her Twitter from the session. I was hoping the below video from Hollywood.TV would explain it more, but it just shows her posing with the gun and not an explanation of why she was asked or volunteered to do so. Is that picture a subliminal cry for help? Is she having fun? Is it symbolism for her life? No explanation was given on her Twitter. If anyone should not be posing with a gun like that because it looks like they are foreshadowing their future, it is Lindsay Lohan. Believe me, I don’t wish that future on her. It just seems like that is where her life is going to me, unless she gets her act together.
Lindsay Lohan was doing what she does best last night…partying at all hours of the night. She went to her friend’s house at 3:30a for a party and while she was being blinded by the paparazzi’s lights she fell over a cactus and went like her career is going…down. Hollywood.TV filmed the fallen star while Pacific Coast News Online captured her facial reaction to it all.
Maybe if she stayed home and studied lines for auditions, we wouldn’t all be laughing at her when she trips in the middle of the night?
Lindsay Lohan was on Alan Carr: Chatty Man and he actually had the balls to ask her if she “was back on the c*ck?” I loved her reaction to his question, just pure shock. But I loved more that he actually asked her that. Too bad she didn’t answer him. She probably doesn’t know who or what she will do next.
BTW she really needs to wash her hair because it was all greasy and scraggly and wear a dress that doesn’t show how skinny she is. She looked like she was all skin and bones.
Finally I really wish Alan Carr aired here in The States because I would totally watch him!
via ONTD
Someone leaked a clip from Michael Lohan’s pilot of him praying to be electrocuted so he can save Lindsay Lohan. Sadly it looks like G-d was busy and didn’t answer his prayers. But if he was really serious, he would’ve followed what Benjamin Franklin did and tied a key to a kite. We all learned about that in grade school.
But back to Michael Lohan’s show if he is going to do sh!t like that every week then I am rooting for the show to picked up. Largely because I am huge sadist and love to see people in pain!!!
