Today on Live with Kelly and Michael, Kelly Ripa and Michael Strahan debuted their wax statues.
As I was looking to see who was the real person and which was the life-sized candle, I couldn’t help but to notice the carbon copy of the football player’s goal post. It was standing up taller than an uber fan watching their team score the winning touchdown during the Super Bowl game in the final minute of the fourth quarter. Or maybe the TV host put his microphone in his pocket and it went through the hole in pants and it is just standing there. Or maybe the sculptor made the wax statue as an exact duplicate of the person it is modeled after, and we just never noticed him before now.
What do you think is the explanation for the bulge? Or do you think I need help due to the fact that I noticed that? Because I am starting to lean towards the latter.
Lucy Hale was on Live with Kelly and Michael this morning and they asked her about being a fan of Bizarre Foods with Andrew Zimmern. She told them she will try eating anything once, so they decided to test out that theory. They gave her four options, chocolate covered larvae, ox tongue, grasshopper tacos and cold jellyfish, and she chose to eat the two dishes with bugs. Was the Pretty Little Liar grossed out by them? Not at all, until she felt like the grasshopper’s legs were stuck in her teeth. That would give me the willies.
You can watch a new episode of Pretty Little Liars on Freeform (formerly ABC Family) tonight at 8p.
On Friday, Live with Kelly and Michael will have their annual Halloween episode and they dress up as the strippers from Magic Mike. Since it’s an all-male revue, that means that Kelly has to dress up as a man. Not only that, the men don’t wear tops in the movie and neither does she. But how, she has boobs and they don’t allow that on broadcast television. She wore a nude top that makes it look like she is naked with no nipples. And since she’s smaller on top, her breasts look more like pecs than boobs. Making the ABC censors very happy.
Although, Gelman is going to get their temperatures rising. Who knew he had all of that under his clothes?
Last week, Kelly Ripa broke her left foot in dance class and has been wearing a boot on it ever since. Today, her husband Mark Consuelos, posted a photo of himself with his left leg also in a boot. So did she break his foot so she wouldn’t be alone? Nope. He suffered a small calf tear.
I know that they are suffering, but I think they look so cute together. In fact, I think it would be so awwwwdorable to see them walking around hand-in-hand with their boots.
Salma Hayek posed nude for Allure magazine and she used her hands to cover up her areolas. Today when she was on Live with Kelly & Michael, Kelly Ripa wanted to know how her breasts remained looking as good as they do because she knows that the Oscar winner nursed.
Hayek then said that she had to apologize and Michael Strahan (because he is a man) was wondering for what. She told them, “I just thought that my hands were bigger.” Then she explained, “When I was doing it, I thought my hands were bigger, but obviously they are not big enough.”
I want to say to her, as a bigger chested woman, unless you have hands as big as Strahan’s, they are not going to cover up the girls. She should know that, we have had men try to cup our whole breast and they haven’t been able to do it with their hands. Not all, but I’ve had a few who were unsuccessful. And none of those men were upset their hands were too small. Same way that no man is upset her hands were too small in that photo.
