Seriously? OMG! WTF?

WITHOUT a hint of a hangover, JORDAN rang me yesterday to set the record straight about her boozing — and insisted: “I’m no alcoholic.” The glamour model hit back after hubby PETER ANDRE said he hated how she changed when she got drunk.In his autobiography, All About Us — My Story, which is being serialised in a Sunday newspaper, the pop star said he feared she would cheat on him after getting smashed because she doesn’t know what she is doing.He said: “She knows she can’t handle it. It turns her into someone I don’t recognise and don’t like.”Peter also claimed she couldn’t remember their greatest night of sex in her horses’ stables because she was so wasted at the time.But Jordan — mum to one-year-old son Junior and four-year-old Harvey — rang me yesterday to tell her side of the story. The star, real name Katie Price, stormed: “I haven’t got a drink problem, I’m not an alcoholic, I’m not a drunk. I hardly ever drink.“I’m a wife, I’m a mother. I’m not the girl I used to be when I was in my early twenties and single. I’ve changed so much.“I used to go out to nightclubs and have a few drinks, but even then I didn’t have a drink problem. I never have done.“I used to get photographed on the occasional night out leaving a club but I was a young, single girl and a lot of the time I was being paid to be there. Pete has issues with me drinking, just like other couples who don’t like it when their partner changes after a drink.“Pete doesn’t like it when I’ve had a drink. But it’s rare I get drunk. I’ve been drunk no more than four times this year and I will often go for weeks without a drop of alcohol.“I have to get up with the kids at seven in the morning and I couldn’t do that with a hangover. I don’t even drink at home.” I’ve known Kate for years, and since she’s been with Pete, she’s hardly recognisable as the same girl.These days when I see her out she barely touches a drop. So I think I can safely say Mr Andre WON’T be being led into the stable for sex any time soon. He’ll be in the doghouse.

The Sun 

I love how she does not have a drink (not drinking) problem. I believe her and I think she is a good mom.  

It seems Jordan has made something of a boob with regard to the size of her famous breasts. And as a result, the model has been squashing herself into the wrong-sized bra.Jordan was under the impression that her (let’s not beat around the bush here) enormous bosoms were just a DD cup.When, in fact, they are a size G.She was recently measured up and was, for some bizarre reason, shocked to find out how big she really is.She said: "I know I’ve got big boobs but I never realised they were that big."It just shows you how a good-fitting bra makes all the difference – and I didn’t even need to get another boob job."Now I’ve got support and I look and feel great."

Sky Showbiz 

Dang how does she stand upright with those things? 

JORDAN wanted the bottle of her forthcoming fragrance to be in the shape of a busty woman wearing suspenders. But we hear perfume bosses branded her idea "cheap and tacky".

Funny, that…

3AM Girls 

DEVASTATED Jordan has miscarried a baby.  The glamour girl, 28, was rushed to a London hospital last Friday with stomach pains. Mum-of-two Jordan was said to have been “over the moon” at being pregnant but had kept it a secret. She is now recovering at her East Sussex home with pop star hubby Peter Andre and kids Junior, one, and Harvey, four.  A pal of the couple said: “It’s impossible to describe how upset they both are. “They wanted to keep the whole thing secret and hoped no one would find out.“She was only a few weeks into the pregnancy — but hadn’t had her three-month scan, so told only a handful of people.”Jordan — real name Katie Price — sparked baby rumours three weeks ago after patting her stomach in posh London eatery Hakkasan and saying she wanted six kids.And just two months ago she talked about how much she and 33-year-old Peter wanted another tot.She said: “Pete and me really want another child. We’d love a little girl. I’d have to call her Pink or Princess, because she’d be my princess.”

The Sun 

This is so sad. 

Jordan has announced that she wants Keira Knightley to play her in a film. The glamour model and reality TV star is currently writing a third instalment of her autobiography, but is already making plans for her life story to be transferred onto the big screen. She told Star magazine, "The film of my life is definitely happening. I’d like someone like Keira Knightley to play me – she’s stunning and a very good actress. I’d want someone quite high profile like her doing it." The film is expected to cover Jordan’s romances with Dwight Yorke, Dane Bowers and husband Peter Andre, as well as her experiences of motherhood and stint on I’m A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here!

Digital Spy

I do not think Keira’s anorexic frame can hold Jordan’s boobs, do you?
I would cast Sarah Michele Gellar if I had a vote.

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