Seriously? OMG! WTF?

(photo from Katie Price aka Jordan's MySpace)

The thing I love most about Jordan is you never know what she is going and today she had another winner according to The Sun.

"Sex toys aren't exactly like real life, are they?

"They're as cold as anything.

"They should make them heated, bring out a new heated range."

What happened to that real one she has at home…Peter Andre. She did talk about Peter Andre and believe it or not it was not sexual.

"You learn from all your relationships, whether they go your way or not, so I don't have any regrets.

"I learnt never to trust a man 100 per cent, although I do trust Pete now.

"Every man I'd been with sold his story on me, so I just felt more protected that way."

It only took her two kids and four years to feel that way, but at least she is finally able to trust him! 

Mr Paparazzi (check them out for more pix of the two!)

It is so weird to see Peter Andre as a bleached blond and Jordan with jet black hair, isn't it suppose to be the other way around? Actually it needs to be because that look is not working for him. 

When Peter Andre saw Boy George on the telly in 1983 he said "She was hot!" according to The Sun. To make things even more telling he also declared, “I thought I was going to marry this woman.”  I would love to have been there when someone told him Boy George is a boy…assuming he is over him.

OK, knowing how crazy Peter Andre and Jordan's love making is, I wonder if he makes her dress up as a Boy George and sing Do You Really Want to Hurt Me? 

Could you imagine that picture without underwear…let's not. BTW I love that Jordan has undies that say Mrs. Andre.