https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIa-rI_48xs
Dax Shepard and his wife Kristen Bell have 2 girls under 3 and the two of them decided that they don’t want any more kids. After 10 days of not feeling well, Bell was convinced that she was pregnant again. When the test proved that she wasn’t, her husband decided he didn’t want go through that again. What did he do?
He told Jimmy Kimmel, she had the scare on Tuesday, he flew back to LA on Wednesday and on Thursday morning he had a vasectomy. His Mrs wasn’t happy at the time that he got it done so quickly, but now I am sure they are loving the worry free sex they are having.
Something he now knows he can have, but he had to wait three weeks to find out if that was the case after he got snippped. You see, three weeks after a man gets fixed, they have to get a sample of their sperm tested to see if the surgery worked. The place that he went to didn’t have a masturbation room, so he had to bring a sample with him and it had to be done within two hours. He had an appointment in Beverly Hills at 5p and a meeting earlier in the day in Burbank. He thought he could get out of that meeting at 3p, do the deed and make it over the hill in time. Anyone who has had to travel from Burbank to Beverly Hills can tell you after 330p, expect it to take at least an hour and that is if you are lucky. Lucky he wasn’t because his meeting went until 445p and he didn’t have time to hit it before he hit the road. What did he do? He took a windy road called Laurel Canyon to get there; and while he was stuck in traffic he was able to give his sample. Now I have to wonder if he did it with himself while he was going up the hill or cuming down it? I am thinking he started it when it was up and filled it up when he was going down.
In his defense, if you have ever been stuck on that road, then you know there are a lot of things you can do while you are in traffic jam. Now there is one more thing you can add to the list and that is to masturbate! The things you learn from celebrities is endless.
When it comes to if he Bell and him are going to be able to have more children, they are not. The snip snip worked!
Jimmy Kimmel Live added a new segment to the show yesterday called “Which Celebrity’s Parents Are These?” and it was fun trying to guess them before he did. The ABC host asked them a lot of questions and got nothing that would helped him guess who they are. But he wasn’t listening to them. Had he paid more attention to their laughs, then he would’ve know that they are Seth Rogen’s mom and dad because he has a combination of their laughs. When it comes to looks, the actor looks a lot like his dad.
If you didn’t know who their son was, would you have you guessed it was The Rogens? If it wasn’t for their laughs, I never would’ve know because they seem so normal. Or should I say so different than what you would expect his parents to be like.
Now when it comes to Sandy and Mark Rogen, they are like the cutest couple. They seem to be the perfect parents you never knew you wanted until you met them.
Ryan Gosling wanted to look good for his appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live yesterday, only problem is he didn’t try on the suit before he went on the show. Well it was a problem for him but not for us because he says it was too tight on him. So tight, he declared, “I feel like I am going steady with these pants.” Then the ABC late night host offered him up a mug from The View to hide his junk; but the new dad said, “No, because I don’t want that to be the view.”
Then as the cameraman zoomed in on his upper body to hide his tight pants, Kimmel wisely told them to zoom out. So watch this video to see just how tight his threads are, you know you want to!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Zuc6Wh9NXA
Before Wyatt Russell was Cold in July, it was hot enough for him to walk around naked after a swim. How awesome was it to see him blush like crazy when he saw that home video, he was in when he was 12 back in 1999, on Jimmy Kimmel Live.
Thanks to Oliver Hudson for making that happen!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QO9w00y_DU
We know that Chris Hardwick is the Nerdist, and turns out he lost his virginity in the Nerdist way. Yesterday on Jimmy Kimmel Live, it was revealed that he gave his V-Card to a blowup doll in high school. The ABC late night talk show was so infatuated with this fact that they reunited him Emily. It was a reunion so hot, I don’t know if it should’ve been shown before @midnight.
