Morgan Freeman was on Jimmy Kimmel Live yesterday and the ABC late night host asked him to narrate a pedestrian that was walking on Hollywood Boulevard. While that could be very boring to listen to, the man who’s voiced Gd a few times, made it sound thrilling. I wanted to know what he was going to do with every step. As The Police said, “Every step you take, I’ll be watching you,” especially when it is told by Morgan Freeman.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nrvdij8ab-Y Jimmy Kimmel likes to play pranks on people and every now and again people get to get their revenge on him. Since he is married to the head writer on the show, it is easier to do these pranks at all hours of the day including the middle of night.
Recently, Molly McNearney let Britney Spears and her dancers in to her house at 1a to perform a very intimate show for husband. So intimate, he was undressed and sleeping in his bed and couldn’t even care that Britney was lying next to him. He quickly realized what was happening when her male dancers, wearing only Speedos, were gyrating over him. That would wake me up too.
Just when he was staring to enjoy things, they left him alone to go back to sleep. But he put on a robe and thanked them for his private show that he soon won’t forget. Hopefully he tipped them for showing him their tip because they deserved it!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EroFTn8L-Hg
We all know that the Republican party is the White party, and not the type that is thrown in Palm Springs or at P Diddy’s house. How White is it? Jimmy Kimmel Live did a compilation of people dancing at the Republican National Convention and rhythm is one of the many things they don’t have.
But at least we have another reason to laugh at them. In fact, even our laughing at them is more on beat then they will ever be.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWZBbpl21Xg A few weeks ago, PornHub.com introduced Described Video on their site. Basically, they narrate p0rn for the visually impaired so they can experience it too.
Well, Jimmy Kimmel Live liked the idea so much that they asked people on Hollywood Boulevard to narrate a pornographic scene. How did it go? It won’t get anyone who listens to it scream in excitement, but it will make them laugh out loud. You will be yelling out, yes, yes, yes and oh Gd, but not in the way they intended.
BTW does anyone know how to get a job narrating p0rn! I seriously want to do that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7F_-AgZVqW4
Ever since we saw Zac Efron with the awful blondish hairdo, we have been trying to find out why he did that to himself. Yesterday, when he was on Jimmy Kimmel Live, the ABC late night host asked him if he was starring in the Vanilla Ice biopic. Close, it is Florida related. He dyed his hair for Baywatch and kept it that way in case they wanted to do any reshoots. After two months of waiting, the producers told him they wouldn’t be doing that until next year. When his Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates co-star Adam DeVine heard that, he suggest it cut it off as soon as possible.
As of now, he still has the highlights. But hopefully he will chop them off or dye it back ASAP because that look is so bad on him. As bad as most of his films.
