Ellen DeGeneres bush has been getting wet a lot recently, and because of that it has been growing like crazy. She called her person to take care of it, but he was busy. He sent in a replacement who is very familiar with bushes and let him work his magic. That person is Zac Efron and he is a wizard with the scissors.
When he was done, someone asked him how Ellen’s bush smelled and he said like roses! Portia De Rossi is a lucky woman.
One of the main requirements if you are a Ghostbuster, is that you can’t be afraid of ghosts. Well Ellen DeGeneres found out that Kristen Wiig is afraid of them when she scared her with one on the show today. Proving that the all-female version of Ghostbusters is going to suck more than we thought. Can we slime the movie before they even start filming it?
Matt Lauer and Ellen DeGeneres have been pranking each other back and forth, and the host of Today got her good. He put 4 billboards up around Los Angeles saying that Ellen‘s other job is as a plumber. This is the first time they have taken their pranks outside of the studios, and I can see his handiwork about her handiwork from my window. Not really, but it is two blocks from my place. So I feel like I get to enjoy this prank personally. Especially since I see it all the time now.
And now I wonder how she is going to get him back because you know it is going to be good. He is playing with fire, and he is going to burn.
While filming the movie, Hot Pursuit, Sofia Vergara pushed Reese Witherspoon so hard, the actress had to be rushed to the hospital. In fact, the Oscar winner told Ellen DeGeneres on the show today that she suffered some internal bleeding. So what was her diagnosis? She suffered a popped ovary. I don’t know what that is, but it sounds beyond painful.
Even though the Modern Family beauty caused the Sweet Home Alabama girl some serious pain, they still want to live together. Now that would be a sitcom worth watching! Hollywood make that happen.
Ricky Gervais was on The Ellen DeGeneres Show and she asked him about his cat Ollie. He went on and on about her as all proud pops do.
The Office boss also explained to her why he only has a cat and doesn’t have a dog. He said that since he travels a lot, the feline couldn’t care that he’s gone but a canine would be like can I go, can I go. There are even more characteristics that he described that any cat staff member can tell you are so spot on.
The main reason why I posted this is because there is nothing sexier than a man talking about his pussy.
