I am sure you have heard that California is going through a major drought with no end in sight. Well, Ellen DeGeneres came up with a solution. Just put on Adele’s new CD 25, that is out tomorrow, and collect all of your tears in to a bowl. Then when you are done, use all your sadness to water the plants, wash the dishes or just have it join its friends in the ocean.
I know for me it has worked wonders. I put on Hello and took a shower just with my tears. What you will use the tears for?
Diane Keaton is on The Ellen DeGeneres Show today and the Oscar winner admitted that she has a crush on Justin Bieber. Since it his week on the daytime talk show, when he heard the news, he came out to greet her. She was so excited to meet him, she could barely control herself.
Who knows, maybe they will go out? After all anyone is better than Woody Allen.
Plus, the tabloids would go crazy over them. They would be so much hotter KimYe and ShelFi.
Granted, I could be saying all of this because I have been drinking as much wine as she has been drinking. What do you think of KeaBer?
Ellen DeGeneres released her annual Christmas Card and this year and not only does it feature her wife, it also has Justin Bieber and his jingles balls on it. I don’t know about you; but if I got it, I would not put it up on my mantel with all of other cards. Would you?
It is Beiber Week on The Ellen DeGeneres and of course she made him prank some of her audience members. One time, she had him scare women as they went to the bathroom. Another time, she had him dress up as a security guard and welcome guests as they came in. It went so well, that she had him do it again as she told him what to do to them in his ear.
For some reason, people are willing to do whatever a security guard tells them do. No matter how outrageous it is. And he was able to basically molest the top of a guy’s head, get another one to follow his finger, and they saved the best for last. When he accidentally knocks a picture off the wall, Ellen tells him to get very upset about it. Lucky for them both, the woman was a very compassionate person and comforted him. So much so that when he asked her to spoon him, she did. And she didn’t even know who he was when she did it. How did she react when she found out? She was just as sweet.
