Conan O’Brien decided it was time for some rest and relaxation, so he went to a Korean Spa with The Walking Dead’s Steven Yeun.
They did not get the V-Steam, but they got naked, tried out different saunas, pools of varying temperatures and a body scrub that left them very raw. So raw, the TBS late night host’s skin matched the color of his hair. The same color his cheeks were when he got his moob squeezed by another naked man in the sauna. Yeah, he got some booby action, just not the type he was looking forward to.
So while the V-Steam leaves women have happy, relaxed and ready for some action, Conan’s spa experience left him miserable, in a lot of pain and ready to sleep for the rest of his life.
But on a positive note, his skin looked really good when he was done, it looked as good as Gwyneth Paltrow’s vajayjay after she got it steamed.
When it comes to Yeun, I bet he would rather fight zombies any day over experiencing that again.
Although, I would like to see them go at least once a month. Or at least an extended video to see all the other perks they got from their memorable trip to the Wi Spa.
Seriously, you need to take 10 minutes of your day to watch this because it is the funniest thing you will see all week. My stomach is killing me from laughing so hard and I am crying tears of laughter. So if you don’t like to laugh, then don’t watch this and get a body scrub. If you love to laugh, then just hit play.
Terry Crews told Conan O’Brien that he is in touch with his feminine side, so much so he waxes. Before you are like he really has the balls to admit that, he only does his legs. At least that is all he admitted to. If any man can handle the other things getting waxed, it is him. And now I am imagining all of the faces he will be making as he gets it done. Do you picture them too?
For years, we have only be hearing from the anti-Vaxxers and why they don’t vaccinate their kids. In recent weeks, a measles outbreak that started at Disneyland has caused the people who get their kids vaccinated to speak up and have their voices heard.
It has gone as far as the late night hosts talking about, and tonight Conan O’Brien took it to a whole new level of getting on a Soap Box and letting his voice be heard via comedy. His people on the TBS show created a Daycare where kids with and without vaccines can play as one.
They say truth comes in humor and there was a lot of humor in this bit.
While I try not to get political on my blog, I believe in vaccinations. It is not only your kid you are putting at risk from spreading a deadly or debilitating preventable disease, you are also putting people who can’t get vaccinations for valid medical reasons at risk. Kids with compromised immune systems due to cancer or transplants. Just something to think about the next time you tell your doctor you don’t want to get your child vaccinated.
Mila Kunis had a baby four months and five days ago, and she also got two other things when she was pregnant with her daughter. She got boobs.
The actress told Conan O’Brien that she is getting used to them. She spent her life being small chested, and now she has to learn how to dress for them. That includes, wearing a bra for the first time in her life. It isn’t only about learning how to wear the right clothes to accent them, it is also getting used to guys finally checking them out.
The side, or should I say front, effect of pregnancy.
BTW here’s a challenge, try not to look a her boobs. I am straight woman and I couldn’t stop staring at them. But I think it because it was like subliminal messaging, I knew she was talking about her breasts so might as well check them out.
Andy Richter posted a photo of a huge pen!s backstage on the set of Conan and we don’t know why it is there? We will just have to tune into the TBS show every night at 11p to find out. Or we can assume Conan O’Brien has been lying to us and he is hung like the tall man that he is.
On that note, here is a great joke from Conan’s monologue tonight, “In the United Kingdom, a man underwent 31 plastic surgeries to make himself look like a human Ken Doll. But correct me if I’m wrong, but to look like a Ken Doll, don’t you only have to have 1 surgery?” Oh wait, maybe that is the source of the humongous Twinkie!