Several of Conan O’Brien’s female staff members decided to go to a midnight screening of Magic Mike XLL, Since he’s their boss, he decided to join them. He met them at his assistant’s house and they girl talked until the limo came. Something that couldn’t happen soon enough for the women because he performed a strip tease for them. Then they went to eat at the appropriately titled Big Wangs, where they picked up a new member to their gang. Finally, it was time to see the movie and boy were they excited for it. When it was over, it was time to go home! You don’t want to miss what was waiting for him when he got home.
Now that we’ve seen him have a girls night out, I want to see what he’s like if actually had a boys night.
Adam Scott and Jason Schwartzman are starring together in a movie called The Overnight and in it they are nude most of the time. Tonight, when they were on Conan, the TBS wanted to know more about it.
Even though they were both completely naked, they really weren’t. You see, they both wore prosthetic penises to hide their real ones. They became so comfortable in them that they walked around the set without anything on but it. Which made everyone butt themselves very uncomfortable.
Schwartzman was more comfortable in his skin because his fake penis is 9 1/2″ long, so you can’t blame him for wanting to show it off. Unfortunately for him, he accidentally showed it off to his kid’s teacher. Even thought it made things awkward for them, he has seen a lot of benefits from it. So fellas, now you know the secret on how to get your kids’ teacher to give you stuff. Are you ready to take a photo of yourself with a fake penis for the fringe benefits?
BTW I lost count, but is that the most time that penis was mentioned on late night talk show? It definitely felt that way.
Maybe Andy Richter needs to lose a pound or two because yesterday on Conan he broke the couch he’s been sitting on for years. All he did was barely move his body up and down on it when one of them legs just gave out. I mean if Oprah’s couch could handle Tom Cruise jumping up and down on it, how come Conan’s couldn’t handle his sidekick bopping on it? Oh, that’s why?
Ashley Tisdale was on Conan O’Brien’s yesterday and she admitted to the TBS late night host that she has a girl crush on Jessica Lowndes. In fact, when she needed to cast someone to be her former girlfriend on the show she produces, she made sure to hire the star of A Deadly Adoption as her love interest on ABC Family’s Young & Hungry.
She then told Conan, “I got to kiss her, that was a lot of fun.” Then she added, “It was fun for my husband too!” I wonder who had the most fun when the two of them locked lips, Ashley or her husband? That night, I would say, it was easily a tie! Maybe a three way tie?
If you want to see the kiss between Ashley Tisdale and Jessica Lowndes, then click here!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTz0zuhGeE8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nZnfqFEwx8 Yesterday, Donald Trump announced that he is running for President and every comedian and talk show host simultaneously had an orgasm. And leave it up to Jon Stewart and his Daily Show correspondents to actually show us how excited they are about the news.
Before we got to see that, and oh yes, yes, yes, it’s worth watching the whole thing to get the climax because we can all use a little foreplay. What was I talking about? Oh yeah, Stewart talked about Trump’s announcement and his reaction is why we are going to all miss him in 6 weeks. Does he really have to go? Didn’t Trump’s announcement make him want to say?
Anyways with him going, and no one left of his caliber at Comedy Central, it looks like Seth Meyers could actually become our go to Political Humorist. His take on Trump’s announcement proves why NBC didn’t make a mistake when they gave him Late Night. Now that the race that’s about 16 months away is heating up, I hope he does more segments like this one because it was brilliant.
Trump isn’t the only person who said “I am running for President” and Conan O’Brien came up with a political ad for Jeb Bush that I am sure that Lincoln Chafee will approve of. Don’t know who Lincoln Chafee is, Google him!
