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Bruce Willis is sick of his youngest daughter complaining about her long hair, that he told her what she do about it. According to BangShowbiz here is his advice to her, “My 16-year-old daughter Tallulah was complaining recently about how much work it is to wash and blow dry her long hair. If you had my hair style you’d be done in five minutes. You’d save a lot of time! Men like me have more important things to do than worry about a haircut.” Hopefully she doesn’t take him up on it because she has gorgeous hair.
Although back in 1996 when her mom Demi Moore had to shave her head for GI Jane, her two old sisters Rumer and Scout cut their hair short to support their mom. Since she was too young to participate, maybe now it is time she finally makes up for it, at least according to her daddy.
Bruce Willis was Zach Galifianakis’ latest victim on Funny or Die’s Between Two Ferns and the Die Hard star saved him before he became a victim. I am surprised he put out his fire after the way he treated him during the interview. If I were the Red actor, I would’ve stood up and sang Disco Inferno or The Zach, The Zach is on Fire to him instead of using the fire extinguisher after that chat!
Oh and BTW his son Ashton Kutcher still hasn’t Tweeted about it…:(
UPDATE: Ashton Kutcher Tweeted it and said, “I’ll always be Bruce’s favorite @GALIFIANAKISZ.” Love that he is on the joke!
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Yesterday Bruce Willis was on The Late Show with David Letterman and before he went inside he greeted his fans and the paparazzi. As soon as I saw this picture all I could do was look at the bulge in his pants. I tried looking at his eyes but my eyes kept going down to his jeans. You would think after seeing him naked in a movie (I forgot the name of it because that was the only memorable thing about it) I wouldn’t be so focused on his crotch area, but what can I say I am.
Bruce Willis was on CBS’s The Late Show with David Letterman and the follicularly challenged actor debuted his new hair piece on the show. In honor Lady Gaga he decided that his new hair needed to Die Hard before he wore it, in other words he wore a piece of meat for his hair piece.
I have to admit that bit was so stupid, but I still had to post it. I don’t even think that Bruce Willis thought it was funny, but went along with it because he is a good sport. I am glad that he made the gap-toothed host eat some of it.
After watching the teaser trailer for Red starring Morgan Freeman, Bruce Willis, John Malkovich and Helen Mirren I don’t know if I want to see the movie when it comes out on October 15th. It looks like it can be funny, but then again it looks like that we could have seen all the good jokes in the trailer.
BTW when did Bruce Willis get so old he can play retired?
