Seriously? OMG! WTF?

Britney Spears’ scrounging ex Kevin Federline is attempting to return some of the clothing that his wife bought for him. Backing dancer Federline, who is known for his high octane lifestyle, is now broke after his multi millionaire pop star wife filed for divorced late last year. Federline tried to return around $15,000 worth of Japanese designer clothes his wife bought him. One of the items he tried to return was a jacket, which cost $1620. Despite the clothing still having their labels intact, the LA boutique refused to give Federline cash , but settled on store credit. It is rumoured that Federline is attempting to get some ‘pocket money’ by selling the credit he received in exchange for the clothes. Some money should be coming to skanky Federline’s account soon though. He will be appearing in an advert for the US Superbowl, which should keep his wardrobe firmly stocked up….

Entertainment Wise 

He would’ve been better off selling the clothes on Craigs List!

Meanwhile, Spears’ ex, Kevin Federline, still has at least one fan: camp king John Waters. “You don’t see him out there getting out of limousines and flashing his shaved crotch,” the director of “Hairspray” told the Canadian Press. “He’s been the gentleman since they split up.” Waters is such a Federline fan that he made his assistant buy the rapper’s CD for him. “She was so mad, she almost quit,” Waters said. “She kept saying: ‘I’m not doing it. Please don’t make me buy it.’ But she finally did. I consider it a prized possession; I haven’t even taken it out of the wrapper.”

Scoop 

I love Water’s assistant’s reaction! How much do you want to bet that Waters will cast him in his next movie? K-Fed would be perfect for one of his films.

The only way Britney Spears can guarantee she’ll keep custody of her sons, Sean Preston, 16 months, and Jayden James, 4 months, is to give in to Kevin Federline’s settlement demands. Brit’s estranged hubby turned down a $10 million offer in December and is now asking for an astonishing $50 million — about one third of Brit’s net worth — to give up full custody of the kids. “She’s been crying practically nonstop,” says a friend of Brit’s.

Life & Style Magazine

She can’t say she didn’t bring this on herself by partying 7 nights a week, being photographed without underwear 3 times, collapsing on the job at a bar and hanging out with Paris Hilton. He has a good chance of getting the kids, so good for him for seizing the day!

Britney Spears’ stock has fallen so far that her stylist reportedly is trying to distance herself from the singer. Britt Bardo, whose clients include the likes of Kate Hudson, Jennifer Lopez and Eva Mendes, was overheard telling folks that she’s not responsible for the look of the “Oops, I Did It Again” crooner, according to In Touch Weekly. “Yes, I’ve done Britney Spears, but don’t blame me, okay?” Bardo said, reports the mag. “I make her up and she just takes everything off and does her own thing.” Not long afterwards, Spears was spotted strutting at Shutters in Santa Monica in cowboy boots and a florescent bikini. The singer, who recently went through a panty-free spree, also parted ways with her publicist, Leslie Sloane Zelnick, and her manager has admitted that she’s going through a “rocky moment.”

Scoop (story) and X17 Online (photo) 

If she dresses this bad with a stylist, what she is going to dress like without one?

Our exclusive Luxe Life scoop of Britney’s 12:50am collapse was posted by 2:30am and by 5am our story was being reported right around the world from London to New York to India and Australia. Ah, the power of our Luxe Life global readership! So, now I can reveal I was standing less than six feet away from Britney, chatting with her manager Larry Rudolph, when she "went down" 50-minutes into the New Year. I watched first hand as the panic and pandemonium swept her entourage. I was the closest person standing to both the woman who screamed, "make sure no photos, there can’t be any pictures," and her bodyguard who immediately summoned PURE’s security force to shield the pop star, wrap a blanket-scarf poncho over her head and guard her as she was propelled out of the club — moved under her armpits by two of her dancers carrying her. I knew there would be super-spin to deny the truth of what I’d seen or would write but, hey, that goes with the territory. What’s the most disturbing of all is that Britney is still partying and hasn’t stopped her late night escapades. And now — be it true or a sick joke — comes word that Britney is turning it all into a new TV reality contest with MTV Films! Craig’s List has just published a Vegas casting call for Zoomba Films, MTV and LCAA Productions looking for 8 males and 8 females over the age of 21 to compete for a position on Britney’s new team giving her guidance, perception and help with her comeback. On Craig’s List Britney is quoted as saying "The last couple of years have been quite a ride for me and my every move has been criticized. Now I want to show my fans and critics that I’m coming back this year bigger and better than ever." Thus, Britney will surround herself with a new team of advisors and each weeka new contestant will walk and work by her side around the clock for 5 straight days. The 16-week production will win up with one winner not only to keep Britney on the straight and narrow but also to polish her image and style and mastermind her comeback! Says Britney: "I’m thrilled about this new chapter in my life and even more excited to involve my fans in my comeback." I’m betting that when you send in your application summary as to how you can help Britney clean up her act you have to write more than just, "Keep your knickers on and stop the drinking!" In all of this the silence from Fed-Ex has been deafening so expect within the week for Kevin Federline to start dropping new bombshells. Meantime, Britney is off to Miami to resume work on her new album.

Luxe Life 

Where is her family or just anyone to say Brit you are an idiot, stop while still have a tiny bit of a chance to comeback. I can’t even feel bad for her anymore because she is too much of a schmuck. 

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