I do not know about you loving implosions. There is nothing better than hearing that boom, and then watching as the structure collapses in on itself until it is just a cloud of dust. I thought there was nothing better. I was wrong. It is more enjoyable to watch an implosion go wrong.
As was the case yesterday, when they tried to implode Pontiac Silverdome, the former home of the Detroit Lions, and it did not go as planned. In fact, you can say it failed because the stadium was left standing.
What happens next? In the words of Howard Cosell (per The Odd Couple), “If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again.” WDIV says they will try it again at a later date. Will they score a touchdown? We shall see, but I am rooting it fails again because their failure is my new happiness!
via Lucky Passenger Samantha Lynch Kintner
Any time we have flown, we are forced to sit through that pre-flight safety demonstration and it is so boring. We have been there and done that. Every now and again there is a flight attendant who spices it up. SouthWest’s Nicholas Demore spiced it up so much, I want to join the mile high club with him. Not only that, I actually listened to what he had to say. Too bad I am not flying anywhere this weekend because I will totally forget where all of those exits are by the next time I need to go across country.
Seriously though, I wish more flight attendants would make it fun like him. I know it is not their job, but it creates an atmosphere that sets up the rest of the flight for them. Don’t you agree? Especially since it is going to be so manic for the next few weeks as people travel for the holidays.
via Love What Matters
Parents are you sick of cute toys that your awwwdorable kids love playing with? Do you wish there was one that was nice on the outside and mean on the inside. This way you can scare your kids with it? Jessica Mags did, so she got her son a Feisty Pets’ stuffed animal. When she introduced the happy Unicorn to her kid, he laughed. Then she squeezed it and the doll made a ferocious face, so he cried. Perfect.
So perfect, I ordered one for all my friends and family with young kids. I cannot wait to give them all their new toys! But I am sadist, so that is just how I play!
A guy discovered a rat in his house and trapped it in the bathroom. He grabbed a broom and his cat, and declared that he was going to kill that rodent. Well, let’s just say things did not go as planned when the vermin showed the pussy and his kitty who’s the boss. He ran out of there screaming like a teenage girl who just found out a reunited One Direction was hanging out across the street.
In the feline’s defense he was not afraid of the oversized mouse, he was frightened by his master’s screeching. I would be too if I was that cat.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0vPqxSVaG4
I thought talking about sex was the most awkward conversation someone could have with their parents, turns out it is the second. The worst is masturbation.
WatchCut Video got several parents to talk to their kids about spanking the monkey and those poor kids will never be the same. Never, ever. Learning about fisting your mister from your dad is just not right. That is what the internet is for. Girls need to learn about vibrators, rabbits and dildos from that store with the blacked out windows and not their mommy. She can teach her daughter about tampons and penises, but not anything else that goes up there. No, no, no!
What mommy and daddy have in their dresser draws is for them and them alone. It is not for the kids that did not cum, I mean come, from the single role playing act!
