via ABC 15
Passengers that were stuck on the Las Vegas tarmac for four hours on Sunday with no AC or water in 110 degrees, had a little laugh when one of the people on the plane played R Kelly’s I Believe I Can Fly on his radio. Instead of getting frustrated with the song, they had a laugh and a group sing along. Thankfully they were able to make the best of a bad situation over it because I am not sure I would be able to.
Eventually they were able fly to their next destination. No word if Allegiant Air gave them any compensation for they delay, but they totally should’ve.
Michael Douglas told The Guardian that he got his throat cancer from oral sex with someone who has HPV and NMA just had to give his admission the Taiwanese Animation treatment. It is so wrong on so many levels and yet so very funny. So if you need a laugh, sit back and watch this.
BTW guys if you are going to refuse to go down on us ladies because you are afraid of getting the Michael Douglas, then don’t get mad if we refuse to do the same! You can use Dental Dams while you wait for the results to see if she is HPV positive or negative. And we can use flavored condoms to make you taste better.
via Jimmy Kimmel Live!
So there was a guy in China who went for a ride on his scooter and let’s just say he should never be allowed behind any set of wheels ever again. The video starts out with the guy on a scooter in the middle of a busy street after he crashed into a van. Once he is set free, he then crashes into car. Again he is set free, only to crash into another person on scooter. But it doesn’t stop there because he goes head on into a bus. It looks like the two might not be able to be separated because he is really stuck, but he breaks free. Only to have his real life game of Frogger end in the way the game begins…in a hole full of water. Believe it or not, he actually was not, I repeat not, seriously injured in that game of bumper cars that went horribly wrong.
via Daily Mail
So two men from the Kensington Church in Troy, MI thought their wives were exaggerating about their labor pains, so they had it simulated to them on Mother’s Day. For 2 hours Dr Julie Masters let the men feel what it was like to have contractions via electrodes, and they barely could handle doing it for just those few hours what women can feel for an average of 12-18 hours. They got into positions they didn’t know they could get into. And at one point one of the husband’s told his wife to stop laughing at him, but can you blame her? I would do the same thing.
But the best part of the video (yes I am actually saying the best part did not involve pain, which is a huge rarity for me), is when one of the men said this “Mom, If anything I just experienced is anywhere close to what I did to you, all those years ago, I’m sorry. You are like a superhero. You’re one tough mama. Happy Mother’s Day”. And that is the best present any man can give his mom on Mother’s Day!
BTW does anyone know a place in LA that does because my really good friend is pregnant with #2 and I want her husband to experience that. Well actually I just want to see him a lot of pain, that is what friendship is all about, right?
Cleveland hero Charles Ramsey gave such an animated interview to the locals there how he rescued 3 women that had been held captive for almost a decade, that NMA decide to tell his story with Taiwanese animation. It is almost as good as the real thing, but nothing can top his greatness. Even the cartoonish big testicles!
