via Mashable
How many times has a couple gotten divorced and the judge order one of the spouses to give the other one half? Well, a man in Germany took the judge literally, got out the power saw and gave his wife half of the car, half of the TV and the one that broke my heart, half of a teddy bear.
He sent her her half, and put his half on eBay. So if you want any of his half, then bid on it while you still have a chance.
Don’t try this is America, as tempted as you are, because I doubt any judge will find it as funny as you and I do.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9vto-eWPaY
Johanna Colon, 6, danced her little heart out to Aretha Franklin’s Respect during a dance recital over the weekend and she now is earning what the song is about from all over the word. To say she was sassy, would be an understatement. I would say it is the best performance of the song done by anyone since The Blues Brothers. Even the Queen of Soul would tell the awwwwdorable little girl I give you my respect!
So how did Johanna feel about the standing ovation she recieved? Her mom told ABC news, she was more excited about it being the last day of school and getting ice cream afterwards for getting good grades on her report card. Oh to be a kid again!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBQ8tixQYyI
A teenage boy decided to take part in the Ghost Pepper challenge and as soon as he did he regretted it. That’s because he swallowed the hot hot hot pepper, just as his friends told him not to. At that point the boy thought he was going to die. He didn’t. Although he was wishing for death when he went to the bathroom because you know what they say, “Burns going in, burns even more coming out.”
We have seen what an iPhone sees when he plummets 40 stories from a building and now we are seeing what it sees when it sinks to the bottom of the ocean.
A man jumped into the ocean with his friend, and he was recording their jump on his phone. As soon as he hit the water, the phone fell out of his hands and was out of his grasps before he could catch it. It slowly sank all the way to the bottom and yet it was still recording it’s journey to the center of the Earth. Just when you think it was gone forever, the captain came to rescue and saved it.
Proving iPhones can take a ticking and keep on licking.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8nnhUCtcO8
When we heard that there was a self-parking car, we all wanted one. Volvo came up with one and they tested it out for some journalists in Dominican Republic. At first it went off smoothly, and then the stuff that Stephen King writes about happened. The car rammed forward and gunned down two of the journalists that were covering the story.
What happened? Seems you have to pay extra to for the car to recognize pedestrians. Don’t you think that would come standard? Maybe now it will be.
So if you get the The Volvo XC60 make sure to get the Pedestrian detection functionality feature too. Unless you want to explain why your car is going after strangers?
When it comes to the journalists that were knocked down by the car, Remolocha, says they were bruised but OK.
