We have seen Bruce Will roast things on the big screen and now he is going to get roasted on the small screen? What? He is going to be the man of the night at the next Comedy Central Roast sometime this summer.
How does he feel about it? He said, “This ain’t the first time I’ll be tied to a chair and held hostage by a group of humorless assholes for a couple hours.” Chances are, it will not be the last
If they do not even have a date, then they definitely do not know who will be making fun of him. Who are some of your ideal roasters? I would love to see his ex-wife Demi Moore and her ex-husband be part of the dais. I would also be happy to see his first big costar Cybill Shepherd up there. Not to make fun of her Moonlighting lover, but to watch everyone else make fun of her. If she is not available, then maybe they can set up a Blind Date with Kim Basinger?
Another thing that would be awesome, is if Comedy Central could get Seagram’s to sponsor the night. Does anyone know if they still make those wine coolers? On that note, maybe he will sing for us. If anything is worth roasting about him, then that is definitely in the top three.
