Seriously? OMG! WTF?

(photo from Katie Price aka Jordan's MySpace)

The thing I love most about Jordan is you never know what she is going and today she had another winner according to The Sun.

"Sex toys aren't exactly like real life, are they?

"They're as cold as anything.

"They should make them heated, bring out a new heated range."

What happened to that real one she has at home…Peter Andre. She did talk about Peter Andre and believe it or not it was not sexual.

"You learn from all your relationships, whether they go your way or not, so I don't have any regrets.

"I learnt never to trust a man 100 per cent, although I do trust Pete now.

"Every man I'd been with sold his story on me, so I just felt more protected that way."

It only took her two kids and four years to feel that way, but at least she is finally able to trust him!