Seriously? OMG! WTF?

Just like finding a lump of coal in your Christmas stocking that is how I feel after watching the trailer for the remake of The Karate Kid that was posted on First Showing (via MovieLine). I say wax off to everyone involved with that piece of sh!t that has nothing to do with the original. It takes place in another country, the kid is younger, the challenge doesn’t come the same way, their names aren’t even the same and oh yeah that isn’t f*cking Karate but Kung-Fu. As Jaden Smith says at the end of the trailer (if you make it that far), “That’s nasty.” Yes Jaden it really is.
Here is my vent after watching the remake for Friday the 13th and now seeing the trailer for this, why the f*ck does Hollywood keep calling these pieces of sh!ts remakes if they have barely anything to do with the original? Why not sell the movie as an original movie? Then maybe people would have more respect for Hollywood these days? But if you are going to keep calling these movies remakes that aren’t than keep expecting a loss of revenue at the box office because the movie goers will rebel and not go see your movies. Seriously I really hope that for 2010 the movie studios’ New Year’s Resolution is that they come up with original movies like The Hangover and Inglourious Basterds and stop making sh!tty remakes like The Karate Kid!!! OK I feel better now!

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