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What will be Ed Sheeran’s wedding song?
January 20th, 2018 under Ed Sheeran. [ Comments: none ]


Ed Sheeran’s song are popular at weddings. Now that he is getting married, what will be the first tune that him and his wife will dance to during their big day?

In case you didn’t understand that sentence, the singer announced on Instagram today, “Got myself a fiancé just before new year. We are very happy and in love, and our cats are chuffed as well xx.”

The two met in high school and started dating in mid 2015. No word when they will tie the knot, but you know Taylor Swift will be singing a song or two at it. And hopefully so will he! Maybe he will write one for their nuptials.

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Grace and Frankie
January 19th, 2018 under Jane Fonda, Netflix. [ Comments: none ]


Grace and Frankie is back for its fourth season on Netflix now for you to stream all 13 episodes and this might be the best season yet. There is love, new life, death, family and most importantly laughs!

The season starts off with Frankie (Lily Tomlin) still living in Santa Fe with Jacob (Ernie Hudson), but she needs to fly back to LA to go to Bud (Baron Vaughn) and Allison’s (Lindsey Kraft) baby reveal party.

When she gets to the house, she shared with Grace (Jane Fonda), her former roommate found a new one to live with her. Sheree (Lisa Kudrow), Grace’s manicurist, is the complete opposite of Frankie, so of course she hates her. Frankie will do everything in her power to get rid of Grace’s new BFF, but that is proving harder than she thought. Until they find something to bond over.

Talking about bonding, Robert (Martin Sheen) and Sol (Sam Waterston) are not. Their marriage is in trouble as Robert gets more involved with the plays he is doing. Sol wants to protest more, but his husband is too busy to do it. Things are so bad between them, they decide to go to a therapist who tells them to see other people. Will they do it?

This season, Frankie is healthier, but Grace is not. Her knee is giving her problems and it is becoming harder for her to get around. Because of that it makes her feel old. So old, she thinks that she needs to break up with her boy toy Nick (Peter Gallagher) because of it. When he refuses, she decides to show him her real face to see if he still wants her. In a revealing scene, she takes off all of her makeup and we get to see what a bare faces Fonda looks like. Will he stay with her?

With all of that they still have time to sell their vibrators, deliver a baby, commit a few crimes, break up with their lovees and still be there for each other when they really need it. And they are going to need it. Especially since one of them is dead.

The whole season comes together with an ending that sets up for the fifth season they better get. This show might have an older cast, and people of all ages can enjoy. I have been watching a lot of Golden Globe winners and they have all been disappointing me. Then I watched all 13 episodes of this season and I was reminded that television can be great. It can also leave you feeling happy. The chemistry of this cast grabs hold of you and never lets you go. That is why before you know it, you have binged all 13 episodes and you cannot wait for the next season to premiere. Which they better be filming as you read this.

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Jamie Dorman shares the most epic embarrassing story from his teens
January 19th, 2018 under Fifty Shades, Graham Norton. [ Comments: none ]


If you thought that the Fifty Shades movies are the most embarrassing thing that Jamie Dorman has ever done, then you would be wrong. Today, he told Graham Norton a story that is even more embarrassing than starring in those films.

Back when he was just 15 years old, he was starring in a play and playing rugby at the same time. One night, he did a play where he had to wear fake beard and then he had a party to go afterwards with his rugby mates. Since he was underdeveloped at the time, he decided to cut up the beard for his face and glue it on his other head. This way if he got any action, she would be impressed. Even though the black carpet would not match the blonde drapes.

Before he went to the party, he checked out his masterpiece and he was impressed with his artwork. Therefore, he went the party, met a girl, made out with her and tried to get her to go to third base on him. Do they play the bases over in The UK? Anyways, luckily for him, he struck out. Why? He said that when he got home, it looked awful and that would have been really humiliating.

And yet, this story is still more embarrassing than playing Christian Grey. Maybe that is why he was the only actor who was brave enough to take on the part. I mean, what can be worse than self gluing hair onto your part? Nothing.

Oh and to make the story even more epic. When he got home and went to remove the fake hair, he also removed whatever real hair he did have down there. So once again, he was bald like a baby. Poor Jamie.

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Adam Levine had a poop baby after his wife gave birth
January 19th, 2018 under Jimmy Kimmel, The Voice. [ Comments: 1 ]


Adam Levine was on Jimmy Kimmel Live yesterday and he told the ABC late host a TMI story when his wife gave birth.

Back in September of 2016, when Behati Prinsloo went into labor, someone gave The Voice coach some advice. His friend said that he should eat, so he does not pass out. As she was counting the contractions, he was not counting the calories. In other words, he became a nervous eater who did not stop eating. Therefore, when they got to the hospital, she was ready to push out a baby and he was ready to push out a big poop. But he did not want to go because he did not want to miss his daughter coming into the world. Thus, he held it in. Anyone who has held in a crap, knows how painful it can be. So he squeezed his butt cheeks and prayed.

Then as soon as Dusty Rose was given the OK, he asked the nurse where he can give birth to Charcoal Stench. She said, there is a bathroom right here and he was like no. He did not want his daughter’s first memory of her dad to be how he stunk up the joint.

No word who was bigger, his daughter or his poop baby. I am thinking it was pretty close.

I guess you can say this is as close as a man can come to understanding what his wife is going through in the delivery room.

Lastly, hopefully this time, when is wife goes into labor any day now, he will eat responsibly. Other wise, he will have another sh!tty birth story to share with Kimmel.

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What girl doesn’t want a roach named after her for Valentine’s Day?
January 19th, 2018 under Animals. [ Comments: none ]


Don’t know what to get your lover for Valentine’s Day, then the Bronx Zoo has a gift that is unlike anything else out there. Forget diamonds, flowers and perfume, you can get her her own roach. That’s right, for $15 you can name a giant roach after your sweetheart. For $60 more, you can get the gift pack that also includes roach socks, chocolate roaches and a cockroach pin. What will she get your? A divorce because any judge would find that grounds for one.

I love my Bronx Zoo, but I hate roaches of all sizes. Who thought that a sweet gift for V-Day? Although, is it wrong, I want the chocolates?

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